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[buckleyirondad]

To commemorate the release of "The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes," I thought I'd take the chance to shout-out my biggest fanfiction venture of 2023.

Title: Stronger Than Fear

Word count: 90,022

Description: Maddie and Buck are District 12's Tributes. The fight to keep each other alive begins now.

And a huge thank you to @madneyslifeline @madneyporchengagement @chimneybuckley-han & @mellaithwen for their support during its release ❤️

[tuxxydo]

penny coming back to life really is a matter of “when” and not “if.” between the weird details in volume 9, and the fact that volume 8′s final episode emphasized that “[penny] is a part of [winter] now,” i can already list like 3 different methods.

[urmom-jokes-ceo]

i love evil women<3

but specially the ones that never get redeemed NOR get overshadowed by a love interest (usually a man). they're the back bone of society to be honest.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[icedhotcocoa]

okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[sunnylolli]

THE SCENARIO IF STANLEY DID HAVE THE COURAGE TO ASK FORD FOR HELP THAT TIME BEFORE HE GOES TO GRAVITY FALLS AND FORD IS SOMEHOW CONVINCED TO COME DOWN AND MAKE AMENDS????????????

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[embervoices]

This one, maybe:

why’re giraffes so violent

most big herbivores are, frankly. if you have a pretty steady supply of food and don’t have to worry about missing a hunt and starving to death, you can afford to throw your weight around more and generally be more aggressive!

that’s why the most dangerous big animals in the world are almost all herbivores.